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ലാലിസം, അഥവാ പുലിവാലിസം Featured

ലാലിസം, അഥവാ പുലിവാലിസം

 

കാര്യം നമ്മുടെ ലാലേട്ടൻ ഒരു മഹാനടൻ തന്നെ, പെക്ഷേ വാലിൽ പിടിച്ചാൽ പിന്നെ എലി  അല്ല പുലിയാണ് എന്ന് പറഞ്ഞിട്ട് എന്ത് കാര്യം. പറഞ്ഞു വരുന്നത് നമ്മുടെ ദേശിയ ഗെയിംസ് ഉത്ഘാടനത്തിന് അവതരിപ്പിച്ച "ലാലിസം" എന്ന ബാൻഡ് പിടിച്ച പുലിവാലിനെ കുറിച്ചാണ്‌. തിരുവഞ്ചൂർ പത്രസമ്മേളനത്തിൽ പറഞ്ഞപോലെ , "തികച്ചും  വ്യത്യസ്തമായ ഒരു പുലിവാൽ ആയിരിക്കും ഇത്" .ആ പറഞ്ഞത് അറം പറ്റിയതുപോലെ ആയി,  അങ്ങനെ മലയാള ഭാഷാ  പദാവലിയിലേക്ക് ഒരു പുതിയ സംഭാവന കൂടി -"ലാലിസം , അഥവാ പുലിവാലിസം ". ഈ വാർത്ത അറിഞ്ഞിട്ട് അങ്ങു ഇംഗ്ലണ്ട്-il നിന്ന് ഒരു phone  call  വന്നു , വിളിച്ചത് Oxford University ഇംഗ്ലീഷ് വിഭാഗം മേധാവി..അവശ്യം അറിയിച്ചു -"We really liked the word 'lalisom', and we would like to add that to the next edition of Oxford dictionary". ഉമ്മച്ചന്നും, തിരുവഞ്ചൂരും ഒരേ സ്വരത്തിൽ  പറഞ്ഞു "Yes , agreed ". അല്ലപിന്നെ, കേരള  സർക്കാർ വക ഇരിക്കെട്ടെ ഒരു "noun". 

Oxford University press അങ്ങനെ dictionary new edition print ചെയ്തു . Lalisom എന്നത് ഇതാ Oxford dictionary-il :

Lalisom (noun, slang) : The act of courting unwanted controversy by doing something that you are not an expert at, especially singing

lalistic (adj), lalistically (adv)

Examples: 
1. Chacko always sings whenever he gets an opportunity and we are fed up with his lalisom
2. You made a speech at a huge gathering of such eminent experts without any preparation? How lalistic
of you!

Not to be confused with: Manisom

 

I do not know whether posting this will be considered as a "Lalistic" act!

 

Oxford Dictionary Courtesy: Watsapp

K-Uncle

A satirist, who migrated to the United States in 1970 and is with KANE(www.kaneusa.org) ever since. Without KANE there is no K-Uncle. He lives in Boston and closely observes the India/Kerala Politics and International affairs. He has his own opinion about anything under the sun, whether it is arts, sports, politics, movies, technology, stock markets, automobiles, real-estate, food etc,  but primarily indulge in the socio-political lifestyle of malayali in the United States. He mainly interacts with the public via KANE's website www.kaneusa.org.

19 comments

  • SebastianM

    posted by SebastianM

    Wednesday, 03 June 2015 16:29

    sarcastic, well done!, nice idea, post more of these stories.

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  • Joseph K

    posted by Joseph K

    Sunday, 31 May 2015 23:57

    very nice, write on new topics too

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  • Molly George

    posted by Molly George

    Monday, 09 March 2015 11:24

    nice job by you people. I replied the survey too. keep up the good job. also do things to teach or learn Malayalam opportunities for our new generations born here. All the best to the team.

    Warm Regards,
    Molly George

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  • K-Uncle

    posted by K-Uncle

    Saturday, 28 February 2015 16:40

    Thank you for all the comments ☺ Please keep checking back for future posts.

    K-Uncle

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  • Fegi Peter

    posted by Fegi Peter

    Friday, 27 February 2015 15:54

    Good One!, My husband and I used to attend KANE programs many years back, we moved to LA in 2001. I miss Boston and our friends there,you people doing good job on the website. congrats

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  • Simon

    posted by Simon

    Wednesday, 25 February 2015 13:12

    mammotism or coolingglassisum next pleas, ok uncle?.. good work on kane website kuncle.

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  • Saji Eapen

    posted by Saji Eapen

    Friday, 20 February 2015 06:26

    Good job by you mr kuncle. Are you politically biased left, write about pinarai and other gundas in cpm too

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  • K-Uncle

    posted by K-Uncle

    Wednesday, 18 February 2015 22:53

    @Christine Alex: ha ha(laughing in English), will consider that in future. My age?..it's like temperature-goes low in winter and high in summer.

    Winterly,
    K-Uncle

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  • K-Uncle

    posted by K-Uncle

    Wednesday, 18 February 2015 22:45

    @Abraham Philip: Thank you, please keep checking back:)

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  • Christine Alex

    posted by Christine Alex

    Wednesday, 18 February 2015 17:27

    English translation pls..first part. Picture is funny.lol . How old u Uncle? :))

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  • Abraham Philipose

    posted by Abraham Philipose

    Wednesday, 18 February 2015 14:24

    K-uncle kalakki !, know someone who look like you. Sankathi usharayitund uncle, keep writing more issues .jai hind

    Abraham Philip
    San Antonio TX

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  • K-Uncle

    posted by K-Uncle

    Tuesday, 17 February 2015 14:30

    Dear Partisans, Thanks for all comments and thought sharing. Please keep in mind that this publication is meant for entertainment purpose, so we all can use humor and we exaggerate things. Please do not finger point individuals or attack them personally. We didn't want just our registered users(logged in), but guest user too comment on this. At anypoint anyone find a comment offensive or violating rules- please click on the "Report" option for that comment and let me know. Also, I urge you read and understand what KPKP is for and our disclaimer.
    Click here:
    http://kaneusa.org/kpkp#kpkp
    http://kaneusa.org/kpkp#disclaimer

    Make people think a little while they laugh a lot- World is a better place then!

    Yours
    K-Uncle

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  • Sathish

    posted by Sathish

    Tuesday, 17 February 2015 13:50

    Hello Ajish, I did not mention mohanlal or mamoty in my comment...cool down..and mind your language ok? I was narrating a scenario in general got it sir? I am a mohanlal fan too, but his band was dissapointing.,thats my opinion

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  • Ajish Divakaran

    posted by Ajish Divakaran

    Tuesday, 17 February 2015 10:20

    Are you living in this world Sathish?, Mohanlal did not collect any money for his pocket..he was paid for the labor for his fellow team mates...kannu thurannu nooku..see the charity works laleetan and mammukka are doing..poyi vere pani nookku...

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  • Sathish

    posted by Sathish

    Tuesday, 17 February 2015 02:15

    Sarkar ghajanaavile panam..nammude chungam piricha panam...nyan chodikette mashe..oraal moshtichu, naatukar pidikoodi...udane moshtaavu moshticha mothal thirichu elpikkunu..venamenkil maapum parayunnu..ningel ayolude moshana kuttam ilavu chaithu ayale "nallavanaya kallaa" ennu vilikkumo?

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  • Sherly Iype Konnackal

    posted by Sherly Iype Konnackal

    Monday, 16 February 2015 17:06

    too funny.,,mohanlal is a true idol to return the remuneration, government will loot it

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  • Ajish Divakaran

    posted by Ajish Divakaran

    Monday, 16 February 2015 14:15

    Laleetanodu kali venda Kuncle..

    -All Florida Mohanlal Fans Association

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  • K-Uncle

    posted by K-Uncle

    Monday, 16 February 2015 13:09

    @Thoompil: Thanks for letting me know about the upcoming "-ism"s -:) ..I hope your "Sahicalism" help you overcome all those.. Thanks for reading and commenting on KPKP.

    Your's ,
    K-Uncle

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  • Thoompil

    posted by Thoompil

    Monday, 16 February 2015 11:48

    K-uncle, I heard Santhosh Pandit introducing his new band called "Pandisam". Can you please call and let him know we can't handle one more sahicalism.

    Btw. When Chacko sing feel like brutalism.....

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